"Augusta's coffee can be compared to beer... the standard roast is like a beer drinker's dark beer, whereas the stuff you buy from the grocery store is more like the American banquet beer.
--Randy Krueger (customer)
"Given enough coffee, I could rule the world."
--Author Unknown
"Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever."
--David Letterman
"Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation."
--Author Unknown
"Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich."
--Author Unknown
"I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee."
--Flash Rosenberg
"Among the numerous luxuries of the table...coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. It excites cheerfulness without intoxication; and the pleasing flow of spirits which it occasions...is never followed by sadness, languor or debility."
--Benjamin Franklin
"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat."
--Alex Levine
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